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Stan: [To Hayley] God, you're annoying. Everything you say is annoying.

[Hayley realizes she is responsible for Stan's capture]
Hayley: Oh, my God. I told dad to wear those sunglasses. This is all my fault.
Francine: Well, then you better just hope that he doesn't get out of there alive.

Hayley: I'm so worried. What if...what if Dad doesn't come back?
Francine: Then you'll have killed your father. Do I really need to explain this to you?

Stan: Hayley, Hayley, Hayley...!

Bullock: Oh my God, you are so bad at sexy phone calls.

Steve: It's like I'm looking at you through the eyes of Vilmos Zsigmond, cinematographer of Close Encounters.
Roger: I know Vilmos. I was his favorite extra.

Roger: Two friends lit by candlelight. What could go wrong?
Steve: The question is, what could go right?
Roger: How about I light a few more?

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