For a complete script, see: "Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!" on the Transcripts Wiki

Stan: [Easing a gun past Hayley towards "Jeff"] Hayley, cover your ears. Daddy's going to make a bang.

Hayley: Are we gonna fuck or what?

Francine: [Giving Hayley advice about Jeff] Rings catch girls. [lowering her voice and rubbing Hayley's stomach] Babies trap boys.

Hayley: Aaaahhh! Oh God, oh God it hurts! Oh God!
Roger: Relax, all the pain immediately stops on the other side [Hayley grabs Roger's hand] what're you doing?
Hayley: You're coming with me!
Roger: No, I'm not! Let go, Hayley! Let go, Hayley!! Yep, this is a deep pain, a very, very deep pain.

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