"Guppy Love (Fishing Ain't Easy (Where My Sluts At?))" is the title of Klaus' premier rap video when he switches from hype man to rapper in "The Never-Ending Stories".
Klaus tries to pacify Rogu in "The Hand that Rocks the Rogu" by showing him the video.
Steve also plays a snippet of the video for Francine in "Beyond the Alcove".
The song is played at Klaus' birthday party in "Gernot & Strudel".
It is the eighth track on American Dad! Greatest Hits, where it is simply listed as "Guppy Love".
Lyrics[]
I had to do it ya'll
'Cause you guys didn't know
Didn't believe me
Steve Smith's a straight up bitch
Yo, mm
I make tons of money, I have tons of boys
When I go to the movies I make tons of noise
I don't care about nothing, I don't clean my house
I'll kill everybody, I'm a fish named Klaus
Goldfish [Goldfish], they come from China
But you are what you eat, so I'm a vagina
That means I eat [meow]
I also eat food, and Seven-11's is especially good
And these are my favorites
Chicken salad, the jerky at the counter
A Cubano melt, all the different types of hot dogs
Sushi, and I gotta have a Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew!
Backup Singers: [Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]
[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]
[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dewwwww]
Everyday
[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]
All the time
[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]
24-7 yo
[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]
Munching on a Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew