Hey all, insurance is not a game.
You know what I'm saying? I'm a dog, here we go.
Radio edit...Yo, let's do this...
Hey yo, if you commit fraud you're gonna be praying to God
If you fake your wreck we're going to break your neck
Cover your tracks well, I'll use my sense of smell
And all of a sudden your permanent hotel is going to be jail
I'm a fraud sniffing dog, make you squeal like a hog
If I see fraudulence, I'll pull a "Deliverance"
And when I find out you lose that safe driver discount
Yo, earthquakes are not covered under home insurance plans, bitch
Yo, we do not cover acts of God, I am an act of God
Yo, you just remember, you want fire coverage, it's a separate policy
Your zip code affects your premium
Yo, I ain't a good neighbor, I banged your wife
And you ain't in good hands because I'll take your life