- Stan: This midnight fishing is great.
- Avery: Sounds to me like someone doesn't want to go home.
- Stan: Yeah, I'm laying low. Today's the anniversary of a huge fight me and Francine got into last year.
- Jackson: Yeah? What about?
- Stan: Oh, I forgot our anniversary. I'm never gonna do that again!
- Jackson: I...
- [Avery cuts him off. Stan takes a drink of his beer and sighs. He then takes another drink...but then it hits him and he screams]
- Avery: There it is!
- Francine: You crazy bitch! I love you! You got me.
- Francine: Great Grizzly Adams! Who fired the gardener?
- Hayley: Dad, I've never seen this side of you. It's so sweet!
- Stan: Yeah, well if you tell anyone I'll kill you. [both laugh] I'm serious, I will kill you. I will reach into your chest, pull out your beating heart and eat it. EVERY LAST BIT! Well, sweet dreams, angel.
- Francine: [wakes up] Don't kick me out! The bouncer said I could, like, totally meet Def Leppard!
- Stan: Def Leppard?
- Technician: Francine? What year is it?
- Francine: Duh, 1985. Hey, anybody got some gum? I wanna get the taste of roadie outta my mouth.
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| American Dad Season 1 | Season 2 >> | ||||||||||
| #01 | Pilot (American Dad!) | #09 | A Smith In The Hand | #17 | Rough Trade | ||||||
| #02 | Threat Levels | #10 | All About Steve | #18 | Finances With Wolves | ||||||
| #03 | Stan Knows Best | #11 | Con Heir | #19 | It's Good to Be the Queen | ||||||
| #04 | Francine's Flashback | #12 | Stan of Arabia: Part 1 | #20 | Roger 'n' Me | ||||||
| #05 | Roger Codger | #13 | Stan of Arabia: Part 2 | #21 | Helping Handis | ||||||
| #06 | Homeland Insecurity | #14 | Stannie Get Your Gun | #22 | With Friends Like Steve's | ||||||
| #07 | Deacon Stan, Jesus Man | #15 | Star Trek | #23 | Tears of a Clooney | ||||||
| #08 | Bullocks To Stan | #16 | Not Particularly Desperate Housewives |
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