American Dad Wikia
Advertisement
Bob Todd: I'm gonna shoot that fat turd in the belly!

Customer: I'm all set on the beer but, random question, Do you sell watch batteries?

Stan: Even after all I said, you-- you still saved my life.
Jeff: I didn't do it for you. I did it for Hayley. She's my wife, and if you're important to her, you're important to me. Personally, I think you're an ass.
Stanass

Francine: [to Steve] Can it, Growing Pains! Pick up a gun right this instant and send these toymakers to Hell!

Previous Episode's Quotes /// For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls's Quotes \\\ Next Episode's Quotes

Advertisement