- Steve: Now... usually I don't do this, but Imma go ahead and break it off with a little preview of my [rips his clothes off, ending off completely naked] PENIS! OH!
- [After Stan and Francine come home, they are shocked to see Steve naked on the couch, so Francine screams first and Steve does next as he covers himself]
- Francine: Steve, why are you naked?!
- Steve: Well, why are you... [notices their royalty outfits] What are you?
- Stan: We don't have to answer to you! We're racetrack royalty.
- Klaus: [crawls in the living room after being attacked by the racing dogs] Please, everyone, shut up. I'm in so much pain. I'm ready to die.
- [he dies as his spirit floats up out of his body, but God's heavenly hand pushes him back in his body]
- God: Oh, hell, no.
- Klaus: [disappointed] Aww.
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| #01 | Santa, Schmanta | #09 | The Never-Ending Stories | #16 | Persona Assistant | |||
| #02 | Paranoid Frandroid | #10 | Railroaded | #17 | The Legend of Old Ulysses | |||
| #03 | The Census of the Lambs | #11 | My Purity Ball and Chain | #18 | Twinanigans | |||
| #04 | Shell Game | #12 | OreTron Trail | #19 | Top of the Steve | |||
| #05 | The Mural of the Story | #13 | Mean Francine | #20 | Funnyish Games | |||
| #06 | (You Gotta) Strike For Your Right | #14 | One-Woman Swole | #21 | Fleabiscuit | |||
| #07 | Klaustastrophe.TV | #15 | Flavortown | #22 | The Future is Borax | |||
| #08 | Death by Dinner Party |
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