- [After being shunned by the family for using modern technology]
- Roger: Whatever, I'm still the most Amish mother fucker here.
- Klaus: Xenu later, alligator.
- Stan: If I don’t make it back, tell your mother... sorry I busted my nut so quick. She’ll know what it means.
- Tuttle: Smiths! What's the good word? [Hayley fires a shotgun into the air] Moving right along!
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| << Season 14 | American Dad Season 15 | Season 16 >> | ||||||
| #01 | 100 Years a Solid Fool | #09 | Game Night | #16 | The Old Country | |||
| #02 | A Starboy is Born | #10 | American Data? | #17 | Businessly Brunette | |||
| #03 | Tapped Out | #11 | Salute Your Sllort | #18 | The Chilly Thrillies | |||
| #04 | Brave N00b World | #12 | Ghost Dad | #19 | Dammmm, Stan! | |||
| #05 | Into the Woods | #13 | Men II Boyz | #20 | The Last Ride of the Dodge City Rambler | |||
| #06 | One Fish, Two Fish | #14 | First, Do No Farm | #21 | 300 | |||
| #07 | Exquisite Corpses | #15 | Roger Needs Dick | #22 | Yule. Tide. Repeat. | |||
| #08 | Trophy Wife, Trophy Life |
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