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Revision as of 08:15, 2 October 2017
- Barry: Aren't you nervous to find out what you got on the history midterm?
- Steve: [chuckles] I'm nervous about the time that "Cap'n Crunch" box turned me on.
- Snot: [in a low voice, slowly] Are you okay, Steve? You don't look so hot.
- Barry: Why are you talking like that?
- Snot: Too much Zoloft... and I'm still so sad.
- Mr. Herschel: Look, this vape pen isn't gonna smoke itself behind the gym. The "F" stands.
- Steve: F? F? F? F? F?! F?! F?! F?!
- Toshi: [in Japanese] He's gonna lose his shit!
- [Steve starts screaming]
- Barry: Don't worry, Barry know what to do! [He grabs Snot's Zoloft, tackles Steve and dumps several pills in his mouth]
- Steve: [slowly] Now it's just gonna take me longer to finish freaking out.
- Stan: One bad grade's not the end of the world. Look at your mother! She's got a great life, lives in a nice big house, and she had nothing but D's.
- Francine: Yeah, Double-D's.
- Stan: Our greatest fear has come true.
- Francine: Candyman has escaped the world of the movies and entered ours?!
- Stan: Okay, my greatest fear has come true. Grades are all Steve has. If he loses that, what'll he have left? His dead-on Paul Hogan impression? Sure, it kills now, but how much longer is that gonna be relevant?
- Stan: It's a good thing Gene Siskel was murdered by pirates, 'cause this would have killed him.
- Stan: Steve, meet the new star of your history project; The Rock's friend Vin Diesel, still technically, a star.
- Vin Diesel: Uh, we're not actually friends, although we do own a couple Long John Silver's together. But that's not important. What's important is, this deathly ill kid has a dream, and I'm gonna make it come true.
- Steve: You told him I'm a Make-A-Wish kid, didn't you?
- Stan: Am I that far off, Steve?
- Stan: [reviewing Steve's script] This still doesn't feel like a guaranteed "A". Atlantic Ocean? Pacific's bigger. Steve's teacher will find that much more impressive.
- Steve: I think maybe he'll care a little bit more about historical accuracy.
- Stan: Uh... if I didn't care about historical accuracy, would I have stolen the actual Spirit of St. Louis from the Smithsonian?
- Steve: What?!
- Stan: The toughest part was convincing the guard I came in with it.
- Vin Diesel: Hey man, this is for a sick kid. Couldn't you be a little flexible?
- Roger: Oh, so you think you can crap all over us below-the-line people just because you're the big star? How dare you! I'm gonna eat lunch in your trailer, in your bed! Please join me! I know I sound angry, but please come! My God, you're ripped.
- Stan: Looks like white men can jump.
- Steve: What?
- Stan: It's a famous novel, Steve.
- Steve: Oh, my God! The Eiffel Tower! I did make it to Paris! [as Paul Hogan] Wanna bring us in for a landing, mate?
- Stan: Heh! Still got it. But, actually, son, I realize now that this is something I have to let you do on your own.
- Steve: What?! No, wait! I don't know how to land a plane!
- Stan: White men can jump!
- Stan: Tell you what, son. From now on, I'm gonna let you do things for yourself. But if you ever do want my help, all you have to do is ask.
- Steve: Maybe you can help me with my flight suit. I really did a number on this thing bailing out of that plane. A number 5. That's two number 2s and a number 1.
- Stan: That sounds like the kind of help a mother might give.
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