- [Francine finds the family hiding, crouched in the crawlspace under the house with a charcuterie board]
- Francine: What the hell are you guys doing down here?
- Stan: Uh... you know how you never learned what lacrosse is?
- Francine: ...yeah.
- Stan: Well this is it! This is lacrosse.
- Roger: You like my trebuchet?
- Roger: This is the largest size bottle of wine that isn't legally a vat. It is called: a Nebuchadnezzar. I drink four of these a day, just like Charlemagne did, and I'll outlive you all.
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