"Drag Race Angels" is sung by 'Roger and his Fabulous Jersey Boys', Roger's band in the 1950s. It's played by Wolfman Jack-impersonator Roger as Stan and Hayley drag race to determine the fate of Johnny 50's Diner, Which Sub Hub wants for a new store and would make Hayley the manager in "American Dad Graffito". During the song, Stan has flashbacks of times he spent with Hayley in her youth at the diner, including carving their initials into a table. In the reprise, after trying to get Hayley's attention to stop the race, Stan ends up crashing and destroying the diner. As she prepares to take him to the hospital, they get one last look at the table they used to share. The reprise also notes that the proprietor, Sal, has moved on to other things.
Lyrics[]
- Roger: And now the song you've all been waiting for, my very own number-one hit from 1958, "Drag Race Angels"!
- This one's dedicated to Stan and Hayley.
- Drag race angels
- A father who's mean
- Drag race angels
- A daughter who dreams
- Stan: Wait a second, I know this song. It was our song!
- Remember when Hayley
- Was just a little girl?
- You'd eat at Johnny Fifties
- And drink a Malt with two straws
- You love these memories
- Not the '50s, you crazy drag race angel
Reprise[]
- Table angels
- They love each other now
- Don't worry about Sal
- He sells Chicken Ambrosia, wow
- He's a billionaire
- Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa