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Steve: So, I learned something new at cello rehearsal today. See these things right here, they're called f-holes. F-holes, ehehehe. Right?

Stan: I can't win like this, I feel like I'm shaking hands with a cat.

Francine: Oh Roger, tonight is a bust. We were the only ones in period costumes and your gibberish got me punched in the boob.

Steve: "Cello" everyone.
Klaus: Steve, whoever told you that is funny is not looking out for your best interest.

Roger: [to Hayley] Oh you sweet, man-faced girl. You're not fun. I was having fun, and then I saw you and my fun went soft.

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