For a complete script, see: "Death by Dinner Party" on the Transcripts Wiki

Greg: Please take all your tampons out of the downstairs guest bathroom. I don't like finding them when I'm snooping around.

Jeff: Roger said I have to stay in the closet because I'm dead. Do I get to be alive, now?
Hayley: Sorry, babe.
Jeff: It's okay. I've got my animal crackers and my bathroom bucket.

Roger: Oh, hello, furnace. I see your grille still looks like a super scary, evil face.


Roger: How did you know what I would do and say?
Steve: That's where I come in. I wrote over 1,800 pages of dialogue to account for any possibility. We spent months rehearsing to make sure we got the performances just right.
Tuttle: Vikram threatened to walk out multiple times.
Steve: But Vikram killed it.

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