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Steve: Son of a whore!

Stan: Perfect! We totally nailed that crash landing.
Roger: Oh. Were you doing "Crash Landing"? I was doing "Found out my son is gay."

Stan: Come on, Francine! Small planes are the safest of all. If Richie Valens' plane had been just a little bit smaller, he'd still be alive.

Roger: It's normal. You're curious, like the monkey except he was curious about whether the man in the yellow hat would violate him with a banana which is something to be curious about.

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