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Stan: Damn this birthday! Damn it straight to hell!

Patrick Stewart: And now, we return to Act 2. Gezhundheit. Just kidding. The theatre can be a lonely place.

Stan: It was the best day of my life. Until it was not all.

Stan: I remember more.
Francine: More what, Stan?
Stan: More...information.

[Stan shot himself with Steve's gift, an antique army pistol]
Betty: I hope the party was worth it.
Francine: Steve, what have you done to this family?!

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