For a complete script, see: "Blagsnarst: A Love Story" on the Transcripts Wiki

Roger: Your calf is so soft.
Stan: [sighs] This isn't how I imagined middle age.

Qurchhh: Help, I crashed and I don't have a boyfriend.
Francine: Do you know her?
Roger: Oh yeah, 'cause all aliens know each other. Yeah, racist.

Klaus: [to Roger] You're smooshing me, bro.

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