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Steve: My selective dyslexia disorder finally paid off.

Steve: Dad, what the hell is going on?
Stan: Look, you're in over your head. Forget about your report on Carver. Just... do it on Will Smith. Oh wait, you need a black guy.

Teacher: The average white man thinks about sex every six seconds, but he only thinks about sex with a black man once a year!

Chief: I'll tell you what it means...we're after a horny midget that plays it safe.

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