Quotes
- Klaus: Stan these people are monsters. You know what my country's done and even I find this repulsive.
- Steve: Look guys, if I can pull this off, Lindsay Coolidge will give me boob! Snot, remember that time I gave you half an orange?
- Snot: Yeah.
- Steve: Well, then let me put a firecracker up your ass!
- [Cut to Steve in the Smith's kitchen, with Klaus in his fishbowl with a stern expression and his fins crossed]
- Klaus: No, I don't remember you giving me half an orange, so no you can't.
- Steve: WHY DOES EVERYBODY HATE ME SO MUCH???!!
- Stan: Why did you cut Francine out of the will and leave everything to Gwen?
- Mr. Ling: Because Gwen is moron. She needs lots of help. She fail math in school! Imagine a Chinese girl can't do math?
- Stan: It's embarrassing when children don't adhere to stereotypes.
- Mr. Ling: Francine is our smart daughter. We never have to worry about her...and she married OK.
- [Stan is taking down the ducks that Mah Mah and Bah Bah left up]
- Stan: Duck. Duck. Duck. Goose! [Stan runs around the coffee table giggling, then stops] God, that was deeply programmed.
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