Big City Honeys is Hayley's favorite show, having dreamed of living with her friends in a New York City apartment since she was young.
The girls consist of Kendra, Lexie, Max, along with their neighbor Edgar 'Queef' Queefington and landlord Mr. Orlando.
In "Cow I Met Your Moo-ther", in an effort to jump start her 'night out' with her friends Danuta and Nerfer, she puts in a copy of the show, her nagging inner voice criticizes her for overexplaining the show and sends her running to Roger's 'Dr. Penguin' for help. Dr. Penguin arrives and helps her with an experimental treatment called "high intensity visualization", which involves placing the critical voice into a painting of a farm. When this seems to work, she returns to her friend, but hears a cow mooing. Looking out the window, she sees a cow, which turns out to be the persona of her inner voice.
When this fails to work by bringing the cow to life, her effort to try to get rid of it sends her friends away. Hayley wishes she was a character in Big City Honeys and finds herself transported there in a visualization. Things seem to be going well at first, but she soon finds her inner voice cow at the door. Facing eviction because they have a cow in the room, Hayley totally freaks out. Hiding the cow in the bathroom, The Mr. Orlando nearly discovers it, but her friends intervene and allow her to move it to a closet. However, the cow bursts through the door, completely swole, and decapitating the landlord, although he continues to live and make jokes. But when it confronts Hayley, she fights back by accusing it of ruining her dream and punching it. Dr. Penguin arrives and reminds Hayley that he told her not to visualize without professional help. He points out that by trying to ignore her negative thoughts, she only empowered it. He advises her to acknowledge her thoughts and allow some to pass. Giving her cow a goodbye kiss, she finds herself back in her room with Dr. Penguin.
Max is voiced by Tia Mowry. Lexie is voiced by Alyson Hannigan. Queef is voiced by Jaleel White. Mr. Orlando is voiced by Jason Alexander.