Bazooka Sharks Rap" is sung by Jeff in an effort to keep the owners from moving The Langley Falls Bazooka Sharks to Ottawa in "The Professor and the Coach". The rap is ultimately successful, and they keep the team in Langley Falls.
Lyrics[]
- Before you move the 'Zooka Sharks
- Jeff Fischer's got a few remarks
- The Sharks belong in Langley
- Where they got mad history
- Like the time we lost by 63
- An all-time Sharks memory
- 'Zooka, 'Zooka Sharks
- 'Zooka Sharks
- 'Zooka Sharks
- There's just one more reason
- To keep the Sharks in Langley land
- The memory of that little girl who died in the stands
- R.I.P.
- Always and forever our youngest fan
- 'Zooka Sharks
- 'Zooka Sharks
- 'Zooka Sharks
- Don't tarnish the legacy of Johnny Concussion
- Shark's all-time leader in rushin'
- Thirty yards
- So move the Sharks at your discretion
- But if you do, I'mma send you to heaven
- Introduce your ass to God
- Rest in peace, Lisa Jenkis