"Backseat Shuffle" is sung by Steve in "The Mural of the Story" in order to lighten Stan's mood after retrieving Hayley from O'Shanahan's after he refuses to patronize them for cutting him off during an all-you-can-eat wing night after she had observed him vomiting and having heart trouble. To really get into it, Stan encourages him to take off his seatbelt.
- A slipping and sliding
- Know I just gotta get my grove on
- When I'm in the backseat riding
- I shimmy to the left
- I shimmy to the right
- I'm rocking the upholstery almost every single n...
- [Stan stops the car suddenly and Steve smashes into the windshield]