- Francine: Two city gals like us married to real frontiersmen.
- Hayley: What are you talking about? Those two have been insufferable ever since they watched that Mr. Rogers episode about imagination.
- Francine: Mmm-mmm. You know that Fred Rogers can get down. He could take his shoes off and keep going.
- Hayley: Geez, mom.
- Francine: Fine, who's at the top of your PBS bang list? I bet you're a Sesame Street girl. Cookie Monster, so obvious. That guy in the trash can, he's pretty hot. Oh, I know. You want Bert and Ernie, two for one. That's good value, Hayley.
- Hayley: Geez, mom!
- Francine: Relax. Some you'll be having the same conversation with your daughter.
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