Editing American Stepdad/Quotes 0 You do not have permission to edit this page, for the following reasons: The action you have requested is limited to users in one of the groups: Users, FANDOM Staff, FANDOM Helpers, Wiki Managers, Content Team Members. Please log in to edit this wiki.Joining American Dad Wikia is free, and it only takes a minute.We hope that you sign in, and become a member of the community!Click here to log in or create an account more + You can view and copy the source of this page: {{EpisodeTabs/Quotes |title = American Stepdad |prev_ep = Can I Be Frank (With You) |next_ep = Why Can't We Be Friends? |contents = [[File:Spitpotato.png|right|300px]] :''[Roger, Stan, Betty and Francine all hold hands]'' :'''Roger''': God, are you there? It's me, Tom Yabo. ''[closes his eyes]'' I just wanna say thank you for sending me such an amazing woman and unbelievably generous lover. I mean, her giving to receiving ratio is like 3-1 minimum. Amen. So, Stan, how was work today? :''[Betty hands him sweet potatoes]'' :'''Stan''': Fine. :'''Betty''': Stan, you speak up and look at Tom when he asks you a question. :'''Stan''': ''[louder]'' It was fine, okay?! ''[spits out his sweet potatoes]'' :'''Betty''': Stan, Tom worked really hard on this meal. :'''Stan''': Well, it's gross and I don't like it. :'''Roger''': Come on, champ. Give it another try. :'''Stan''': SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! ''[knocks over the table and walks out]'' :'''Betty''': Stan! ---- :'''Betty''': Stan, I'm able to live on my own. This is all so necessary. :'''Stan''': No mom, the Golden Globes are unnecessary. Chelsea Handler's career is unnecessary. Tucson, Arizona? Unnecessary. :''[cut to a shot of Tucson, Arizona]'' :'''Voice-Over''': Congratualtions, Tucson! You've been dadded! :''[the word "Dadded" is then stamped]'' :'''Voice-Over''': Nobody's safe. ---- :'''Roger''': Do think things between us will go back to the way they usually are next week? :'''Stan''': I sure hope so. ---- :'''Stan''': Let me break it down for you son; family is your siblings, your kids, or most importantly people who you have physically been inside, sexually or as a fetus. }} {{Season8Nav}} Templates used on the current version of this page: Template:EpisodeTabs/Quotes (view source) (protected)Template:Season8Nav (view source) Return to American Stepdad/Quotes. Edit summary Preview Mobile Desktop Show changes