- [Roger, Stan, Betty and Francine all hold hands]
- Roger: God, are you there? It's me, Tom Yabo. [closes his eyes] I just wanna say thank you for sending me such an amazing woman and unbelievably generous lover. I mean, her giving to receiving ratio is like 3-1 minimum. Amen. So, Stan, how was work today?
- [Betty hands him sweet potatoes]
- Stan: Fine.
- Betty: Stan, you speak up and look at Tom when he asks you a question.
- Stan: [louder] It was fine, okay?! [spits out his sweet potatoes]
- Betty: Stan, Tom worked really hard on this meal.
- Stan: Well, it's gross and I don't like it.
- Roger: Come on, champ. Give it another try.
- Stan: SHUT UP, YOU'RE NOT MY DAD! [knocks over the table and walks out]
- Betty: Stan!
- Betty: Stan, I'm able to live on my own. This is all so necessary.
- Stan: No mom, the Golden Globes are unnecessary. Chelsea Handler's career is unnecessary. Tucson, Arizona? Unnecessary.
- [cut to a shot of Tucson, Arizona]
- Voice-Over: Congratualtions, Tucson! You've been dadded!
- [the word "Dadded" is then stamped]
- Voice-Over: Nobody's safe.
- Roger: Do think things between us will go back to the way they usually are next week?
- Stan: I sure hope so.
- Stan: Let me break it down for you son; family is your siblings, your kids, or most importantly people who you have physically been inside, sexually or as a fetus.
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