Albuquerque Sandwiches is a new sandwich shop that opens in "The Pleasanting At Smith House".
As Hayley worries that Sub Hub may have to close because a new sandwich shop from Albuquerque is about to open, but Stan is excited because he's heard good things about the sandwiches from there. While waiting in line for the store to open, Francine takes offense to a guy playing loud music and throws Stan's soda can at him. As Stan tries to defuse the situation, the guy punches him in the jaw and shatters it, resulting in it being wired shut.
Forced to take his meals through a straw, Stan gets fed up and decides he's going to have a sandwich, regardless of his condition. With great effort, he finally gets his jaws apart to eat the sandwich, but makes his condition worse.