- Superintendent: It's come to my attention that you've been letting one of your students skip classes, miss tests and hang out in the teacher's lounge. I'm sorry Brian this is bad. I hate to say it but..
- Roger: You're fired!
- Principal Lewis: Is that what you intended to say superintendent?
- Superintendent: That's what I super-intended to say.
- Roger: Yay!
- Stan: This guy's the asshole of the fucking year!
- Dan: She's THE BIGGEST BITCH IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!
- Principal Lewis: Suicide bitch! Canyon style!
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| #01 | Hot Water | #07 | Season's Beatings | #13 | Dr. Klaustus | ||||||
| #02 | Hurricane! | #08 | The Unbrave One | #14 | Stan's Best Friend | ||||||
| #03 | A Ward Show | #09 | Stanny Tendergrass | #15 | Less Money, Mo' Problems | ||||||
| #04 | The Worst Stan | #10 | Wheels & the Legman and the Case of Grandpa's Key | #16 | The Kidney Stays in the Picture | ||||||
| #05 | Virtual In-Stanity | #11 | Old Stan in the Mountain | #17 | Ricky Spanish | ||||||
| #06 | The Scarlett Getter | #12 | The Wrestler | #18 | Toy Whorey | ||||||