- Hayley: Wow, meerkats are so cute.
- Jeff: Right? But did you know that they're more than just mere cats?
- [Hayley chuckles]
- Hayley: That's so funny, babe.
- Jeff: [Gasps] You called me "babe."
- Hayley: Isn't that your name?
- Jeff: No, it's Jeff, but I like it when you call me babe, babe.
- Hayley: I like it when you "babe" me. [A bit of pizza sauce gets on Hayley's shirt] Oh shoot.
- Jeff: Aw, don't worry. I have a trick for getting rid of stains.
- Stan: Boom. I'm so sorry. That was pure instinct. I'm just naturally a mad defender.
- Billy: There are parts of me that are years old. But I'm young where it counts. Mm. These are baby caterpillars.
- Steve: So how you feeling, Mom?
- Francine: I got this in the bag. Hey, see that strongman lady? I'm gonna tickle her.
- [Francine extends her long nails towards a female weightlifter, and starts tickling her sides; this causes to laugh, until she notices her long nails and drops the barbell]
- Francine: Noooo!
- [Three long nail contestants laugh]
- Announcer: Stop laughing. I see something hidden in the hair. A gorgeous human horn.
- Francine: The prenatals. They made me grow a cutaneous horn. Look it up. It's a real thing.
- Announcer: Madam, you're going straight in our book.
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