- [The theme song starts, but Stan doesn't come down. Cut to the others in their regular positions.]
- Francine: I don't think he's gonna come down.
- [A beeper goes off.]
- Hayley: Aw, shizballs, I gotta scoot. [gives Steve the peace sign] Here, can you stick this on Dad's back for me? [sticks some money in Steve's pocket] For your trouble. [she leaves]
- Francine: Since when does Hayley have a "bleeper"?
- Steve: Are you trying to say, "beeper"?
- [Cut to the garage, Roger is waiting in Stan's car dressed as Evel Knievel]
- Roger: Where the hell is this guy? I got shit I gotta do.
- Francine: I know you want to stick to facts and figures, but if we're gonna keep this gig goin' and the money a-flowin', we have to change things up.
- Hayley: Okay, well just how exactly?
- Francine: By focusing on the four S's: Sex, Sass and Swag [Francine puts on a drinking helmet and sips a little bit of the beer].
- Hayley: That's three. What's the fourth S?
- Francine: It's us! The S is at the end of that one.
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