- Klaus: This backwards Breaking Bad party is gonna be the [bleep]! Hey, what's with the bleep?! He said it and she said it but I can't?! I'll give you something to bleep! [bleep] you, you mother[bleep]! You can suck my fat, fishy WIENER! Oh, you can say wiener? Guys, we can say wiener!
- Klaus: [whispering as they are approached by a police officer] Steve, hold my weed.
- Roger: Francine, I have an unregistered gun in the glove box. Say the word 'officer' if you want me to shoot our way out of this.
- Dick: CIA insurance only covers visits to the hopsital. That's a hospital for bunny rabbits.
- Klaus: So many people dead. Breaking Bad is depressing!
- Steve: For the saps who watch the show in regular order!
- Roger: Yep... for us "reversos", and Christian Scientists, I think, death is but the beginning of the story.
- Roger: Albuquerque... that sounds like a word. Wait, is that one of my personas? No, no, that's Albert Gerky, second-generation peep-show splooge-mopper.
- Stan: I see you found the ceiling tunnels. I suppose it was only a matter of time.
- Stan: There is a time and a place for striking.
- Hayley: When management puts profits above the health and welfare of the workers who earn it for them?
- Stan: What? No. When you need to destroy an organization from the inside.
- Hayley: You're such a dick, Dad.
- Stan: Speaking of being a dick...you're not gonna love this. [He puts a bag over Hayley's head]
- Hayley: Oh, man! This bag better be reusable!
- Hayley: Meatball sub for Avery.
- Avery Bullock: Well, if it isn't my former conquest slipping me the meat for once.
- Hayley: That's actually the only way we ever did it.
- Avery Bullock: [to Stan] Scab says what?
- Stan: [depressed] Sad boy, sad boy whatcha gonna do...whatcha gonna do when they come for you. [sobbing] Sad Boys was filmed live on location with real sad boys.
- Stan: Management thinks they hold all the power but you're the ones doing all the work, so how do we show them who's really in charge?
- Guerilla fighters: Murder their families!
- Stan: Ho-ho, okay...lets, let's keep that in our back pocket.
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| #01 | Santa, Schmanta | #09 | The Never-Ending Stories | #16 | Persona Assistant | |||
| #02 | Paranoid Frandroid | #10 | Railroaded | #17 | The Legend of Old Ulysses | |||
| #03 | The Census of the Lambs | #11 | My Purity Ball and Chain | #18 | Twinanigans | |||
| #04 | Shell Game | #12 | OreTron Trail | #19 | Top of the Steve | |||
| #05 | The Mural of the Story | #13 | Mean Francine | #20 | Funnyish Games | |||
| #06 | (You Gotta) Strike For Your Right | #14 | One-Woman Swole | #21 | Fleabiscuit | |||
| #07 | Klaustastrophe.TV | #15 | Flavortown | #22 | The Future is Borax | |||
| #08 | Death by Dinner Party |
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