Myron

Myron becomes Hayley's temporary new boyfriend when she breaks up with Jeff in "Who Smarted?".

When Jeff has his intelligence enhanced by the CIA, Hayley suddenly discovers that she's considered the 'dumb one'. She tries to sabotage him by slipping him marijuana gummies, but he catches her in the act and breaks up with her. She dates Myron for awhile although she has to warn him about picking up dead birds for fear of getting West Nile Virus again. Despite his drawbacks, Myron is useful when she discovers that Jeff has actually been trapped by a cult intent on draining the sperm and very light from the world smartest people. She is able to use him to burst into the facility and allow her to free Jeff.