Jingle Bells

"Jingle Bells" is a commonly sung American Christmas carol. It was written by James Lord Pierpont (1822–1893) and published under the title "One Horse Open Sleigh" in the autumn of 1857.

Snot and Roger sing their version of "Jingle Bells" as a duet as they complain about Hanukkah getting shortchanged in "Santa, Schmanta".

Lyrics
Roger: Jingle bells, Santa smells, everything's so lame

''Christmastime is such a grind. Hey, don't push me away. Hey!''

Snot: Jingle bells, I'm unwell, watching other's play

They have fun but I am bummed because Santa skips my place

[The pair drive to and through the Langley Falls Shopping Mall

Roger: Crashing through the mall, 'cause I'm driving while I'm baked

But I don't care at all

Snot: I was crying the whole way

Roger: ''Ha! Ha! Ha!''

See that Christmas tree, all those kids in line

All we see is red and green and a few ugly hate crimes

Snot: ''Oh, jingle bells, hear me yell. Jewish gifts are dumb''

''What's in the box? Oh, it's just socks and not a paintball gun''

Roger: ''Jingle bells, this is Hell. Hanukkah's so lame''

''Compared to this, it's like a bris. Just chop my dick away''

Snot: Just chop!

Roger: Just chop!

Together: Just chop my dick away!