Diane (Stompe le Monde)

Diane is Steve's girlfriend in New York City in "Stompe le Monde".

Jeff Fischer describes her as being about 50 while looking 57 years old. She is not impressed with Steve's suggestion to catch George Balanchine's ballet Agon, comparing it to seeing Hall & Oats at the ESPN Zone and suggests dessert at the M&M store. As he starts to step out to pick up her fibromyalgia medicine, he accidently lets in a pigeon that terrorizes the pair.