Guppy Love (Fishin' Ain't Easy (Where My Sluts At?))

"Guppy Love (Fishing Ain't Easy (Where My Sluts At?))" is the title of Klaus' premier rap video when he switches from hype man to rapper in "The Never-Ending Stories".

Klaus tries to pacify Rogu in "The Hand that Rocks the Rogu" by showing him the video.

Lyrics
I had to do it ya'll

'Cause you guys didn't know

Didn't believe me

Steve Smith's a straight up bitch

Yo, mm

I make tons of money, I have tons of boys

When I go to the movies I make tons of noise

I don't care about nothing, I don't clean my house

I'll kill everybody, I'm a fish named Klaus

Goldfish [Goldfish], they come from China

But you are what you eat, so I'm a vagina

That means I eat [meow]

I also eat food, and Seven-11's is especially good

And these are my favorites

Chicken salad, the jerky at the counter

A Cubano melt, all the different types of hot dogs

Sushi, and I gotta have a Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew!

Backup Singers: [Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]

[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]

[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dewwwww]

Everyday

[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]

All the time

[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]

24-7 yo

[Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew]

Munching on a Nutra-Grain bar and Mountain Dew