Scottie Pippen

Scotty Maurice Pippen Sr. (born September 25, 1965), stylized as Scottie Pippen, is an American former professional basketball player for the Chicago Bulls where the team won six NBA championships with his as a member.

When Stan sells the prime family cemetery plots in "Plot Heavy" to buy a jet ski, the family forces him out of decision making and decide to turn the backyard into their own cemetery. But when they fail to drum up business, the decide they need a celebrity endorsement. With Scottie Pippen, voicing himself in the episode, in town at Ward's Book Nook for a book signing, they approach him for suggestions, although Jeff has to be dissuaded from killing him in a misunderstanding of their mission. Admitting that his book sales are down, he proposes faking his own death so they can bury him, and both parties can call it a win-win. The advertising is successful, but they run into issues with interfering with Klaus' own idea for a swanky club and more bodies than they can handle. With a fear of getting shut down because of a health inspection, Francine proposes a partnership to get past the inspection, using the bodies as club patrons with movement faked by the rest of the family. The ruse succeeds, but the family admits they need Stan to blame when things go wrong and want him to take charge again. The first order of business is to ditch the cemetery and club, but the family also demands an answer on how to get rid of the accumulated bodies. Working with Scottie Pippen, the latter takes them out to sea behind Stan's jet ski.