Hayley Don't Preach

"Hayley Don't Preach" is a parody of "Papa Don't Preach", originally sung by Madonna. Here, it is sung by Roger as he reconsiders being a surrogate "mother" to Jeff in "Roger's Baby", renaming the impending man-child "Tristen."

Lyrics

 * Hayley, I know you're gonna be upset
 *  ' Cause you need me to birth human Jeff
 * But you should know by now that I'm a bit crazy
 * You helped to show me what I want
 * My goal in life is to be a mom
 * We're in this, him and me
 * And I don't need Hayley
 * Hayley don't preach, I'm in trouble deep
 * Hayley don't preach, I need booze to sleep
 * And I made up by mind
 * I'm keeping my baby
 * I'm gonna keep my Tristen
 * Mmmmm, mmmmm...