Prostitute Medley

When Steve needs to distract Rogu from the Shark's Nest during a Bazooka Sharks game in "The Hand that Rocks the Rogu", he steals a boomback from Brian Lewis and Buckle and plays a recording of Roger's prostitute singing tunes set to children's songs.

Lyrics

 * [To "Three Blind Mice"]
 * Three blind guys
 * Three blind guys
 * Sperm in their eyes
 * Sperm in their eyes
 * This actually might be my lucky day
 * I'm taking their wallets and running away
 * Three blind guys
 * Three blind guys


 * [To "Old McDonald"]
 * Rogu's in the bathroom while
 * Daddy's with a john
 * With a "ugh-ugh" here, and a "don't stop" there
 * Here a "ugh", there an "ugh"
 * Everywhere an "Oh, God!"


 * [To "The itsy bitsy Spider]
 * The itsy bitsy Rogu was wearing his headphones
 * Because his dad was giving a "rusty trombone"


 * [To "Hello! Ma Baby"]
 * Hello my Rogu, sit in the bathtub
 * I gotta pound some ass


 * Aye-yai-yai-yai...let's get a hard-on
 * ''Forget my penis is also a (indecipherable)
 * Something, something la cucaracha...