Nerfer

Nerfer is Hayley's yet unseen, but often mentioned friend.

In "Funnyish Games", Steve enters Groff Community College as an architecture student and finds himself sharing a class with Hayley. Despite his 'A' grade, he finds that Hayley scored higher without studying and complains. She calls him a "little bitch" like her friend Nerfer, which surprises Steve that not only is she smart, but has a friend by that name.

Hayley and Francine plan Nerfer's bachelorette party in "Roger Needs Dick", but when Roger's Jeannie Gold is unable to help them with a normal pirate theme that she wants, Hayley tries to push Steampunk pirates.

In "Mused and Abused', angry that The Langley Falls Bazooka Sharks sent a form letter instead of reading their suggestions for improving the football team, Stan and Francine seek to destroy the club's headquarters. Hayley is able to borrow Nerfer's armored bulldozer for the job.