Rubbernecking

"Rubbernecking" is sung by McGee, Jackson, Dick and Sanders when they try to explain to Stan about how to check out girls without getting caught by Francine in "Rubberneckers".

Lyrics
Dick: Rubbernecking is the art of checking out women on the sly.

Jackson: And if you do it right, you'll never get caught.

McGee: Well, my name's McGee and soon you'll see

If you want to rubberneck just listen to me

'Cause a peek don't hurt

If you want to scout skirt, you have to be covert

Listen up you squirt

Jackson: Well, my name is Jackson, my techniques the purest

When I want to scout girls I pretend I'm a tourist

You look around like you're super lost

Hold up a map now you're peeking like a boss

Stan: Yeah, I guess when I'm lost I do look everywhere.

Sanders: My name is Sanders and I don't lie

The best way to peek

Say there's something in your eye

Stan: Wow, smooth.

Dick: Well, my name is "tiny" Dick and I have a little trick

To look at a lady so she don't think I'm shady

I pretend that I'm dead and I lie on a gurney

When the nurses come up I do the "Weekend and Bernie's"

Jackson: Never forget women like to judge

Go on, give that cattiness a nudge

Dick: So tell your woman that you hate a girl

And you can stare while all the hate unfurls

Stan: Ugh, hey Francine, look at that terrible outfit.

Francine: Yeah, she looks like a hooker...hooker...hooker...hooker...

Sanders: When you want to take a look, hold up a book

Jackson: A newspaper will do to look at some boobs

McGee: I think you're ready to join the crew

Everyone: Because you're rubbernecking with the best

Rubbernecking with the best

Because you're rubbernecking with the best

Rubbernecking with the best