Marco

Marco is Danuta's date when they enjoy a meal out with Hayley and Jeff at Les Pantalons Fancie in "Who Smarted?".

Danuta brags that Myron is the reigning champion on a quiz show, while Jeff embarrasses himself with his dumb antics. After Hayley calls out Marco's name during sex, Jeff volunteers for a CIA project to make him smarter. The project is a success, but Hayley finds their positions are reversed, but gets caught in the act of trying to slip Jeff marijuana gummies and they break up.

Danuta later calls Hayley, worried that Marco has been missing for days. She tries to take her information to Jeff that every single winner of the quiz contest has vanished, but he dismisses her as just being jealous. While being seduced by Johanna Gurney-Schaffner, he is chloroformed and taken to a cult, intent on draining the sperm from the world smartest people that also results in their deaths. Marco is one of the victims before Jeff is rescued by Hayley.