Schwinn Chafecrotch

Schwinn Chafecrotch was to be the tour leader for a group of cyclists in "The Legend of Old Ulysses", until he was attacked and replaced by Roger.

As the group is forced to endure Roger's attempt to learn how to ride a bike, Schwinn stumbles across them from out of the woods. He describes being attacked by a monster, not to be confused with the legendary Old Ulysses, and proceeds to give a perfect description of Roger. As he protests the loaded description, Schwinn and the other cyclists walk off.