James Garfield Historical Museum

The James Garfield Historical Museum honors the legacy of America's 20th President, James A. Garfield in his former home in "Garfield and Friends".

Stan takes Hayley to the museum on an annual President's Day excursion, much to her disgust at the artifacts from the time such as a combination tea, cooking and chamber pot. During the tour, they are also introduced to Charles J. Guiteau, President Garfield's assassin, who kept his toenail clipping in a jar and they are given out to guests as a souvenir.

Bored with the tour, Hayley starts to yawn, which soon spreads to the other guests, including Stan who prefers to take himself out rather than let it spread to him.