A Crappy Airport Bar

"A Crappy Airport Bar" is sung by Francine, with Larry accompanying her on the piano at O'Rrivals when she explains to Hayley her secret for keeping Stan's stupid stunts from driving her crazy in "An Irish Goodbye".

Lyrics

 * Being a wife in the world today sure can drain your soul
 * Your husband and your children suck and your aliens an asshole
 * Patron: Alien? You have an alien?
 * Sometimes you should escape to a crappy airport bar
 * Where husbands don't know where you are
 * epp-epp-epp-epp-epp-epp-epp-epp
 * Francine: Did you know these napkins are exact replicas of the ones they use in the original O'Rrivals in Ireland?
 * Hayley: Why would I know that?...Wait...O'Rrivals is a chain? Thought it was just a bad pun.
 * Francine: Oh, no. The flagship is in Dublin. And it's a good pun. Look, my photo's on the wall. I got it from completing the drinks of Dublin tour.
 * Sometimes you should escape where all the taps lead to Bud Light
 * And the pilots get drunk pre-flight
 * Plastic forks and metal spoons, no one's quite sure why
 * But things are so much simpler here in terminal 5