Jimmy Buffett's Most Dangerous Game Family Retreat

Jimmy Buffett's Most Dangerous Game Family Retreat is where the Smith family find themselves hunted for sport in "The Vacation Goo".

After several failed attempts to have a family vacation after finding out that first Stan and then the kids were implanting false memories to enjoy their private time, Stan finally takes the family on a real cruise. when things go too well for Francine, she believes the whole thing to be fake and throws herself off the cruise ship.The rest of the Smiths, plus Becky, a cruise director attracted to Steve, get into a life boat and rescue her, but are then lost at sea. They eventually wash up on an island and find a house on the beach. That house, however, turns out to be inhabited by a group of men with guns who plan to hunt them down for sport. After spending the next few days on the run from the hunters, they hide in a cave; Becky, however, pulls a leaf near the entrance of the cave, intending to collect rainwater for them to drink. This causes a cave-in, crushing her to death and trapping the Smiths inside. The Smiths have not eaten in several days, and the closest thing they have to food is Becky's corpse.

Francine opts for cannibalism, arguing that it's the only way to survive and the family eventually joins her. Moments later the hunters burst in and shoot them all with paint balls. It turns out the island is "Jimmy Buffett's Most Dangerous Game Family Retreat", a stop on the cruise and the hunt was only a game. The hunters lead them back to the beach, where all the cruisers are with a giant buffet. The Smiths are horrified that they resorted to cannibalism for nothing, now having to keep an incredibly dark secret.

Steve briefly sees the retreat while having an out-of-body experience in "The Wondercabinet".