The Golden Girls: Blanch, Sophia and Dorothy

Blanch, with pink hair, Sophia, the blonde ringleader and Dorothy, an African-American student, are known collectively as The Golden Girls, the meanest and coolest girls of Pearl Bailey High School.

Their fashion consists of half-shaved heads, with men's boxer briefs over one-piece bathing suits and matching gold bowling jackets. They also roll their own tampons.

When Steve looks forward to putting on a French club fashion show with the guys, Francine, filling in as the school guidance counselor, expresses some concerns about the other students laughing at them but he refuses to allow what others think to bother him. Roger, posing as a janitor warns her that the Golden Girls will tear them apart so she decides to tell them to back off of him. She tries to strike up a friendly conversation but gets mauled by them. However, she finds herself drawn in and manages to impress them enough to be accepted. As they take over Francine's office to skip class and plan a getaway at a lake house, Steve arrives in his emcee outfit.

At the lake, Francine convinces them to go to the show but they plan to prank Steve by having Francine dump a bucket of clam chowder on his head. She hesitates, but when they offer her her own group jacket, she proceeds with the prank. Francine apologies to Steve, but he reveals he wasn't angry because of lessons learned from the previous counselor. She admits to him that she suffered as a youth from the archery team. When she tries to breakdance out of her problems, she flops in front of the school. The girls find out that Steve is her son, but Francine fires back with personal dirt from their files, ruining their reputations by announcing that Blanch transferred after it got around that she carried a piece of her own shit in her backpack, Sophia's parents lost custody because they were brother and sister and Dorothy grinds her teeth, although she hints that she may have murdered someone.

D'Arcy Carden provides the voice of Sophia. Chelsea Peretti voices Dorothy. Busy Philipps voices Blanch.

All three can be seen in school when Steve shows off his new wardrobe and Blanch and Dorothy can be seen in the audience at Steve's play in "Tapped Out". All three also appear at the introduction of Sllort in "Salute Your Sllort".