The Twelve Days of Christmas

"The Twelve Days of Christmas" is an English Christmas carol that enumerates in the manner of a cumulative song a series of increasingly grand gifts given on each of the twelve days of Christmas, beginning with Christmas Day and proceeding through early January, traditionally marked by gifts and feasts dedicated to saints.

The song is first known to be published in England in 1780 without music as a chant or rhyme. The standard tune now associated with it is derived from a 1909 arrangement of a traditional folk melody by English composer Frederic Austin.

Stan forces his former family to sing "The Twelve Days of Christmas" at gunpoint in "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas" when he kidnaps them after discovering his wish of having Principal Lewis's lifestyle has the unexpected drawback of him getting Stan's family as his own.

Lyrics
Hayley, Francine, Steve: ...Seven swans a swimming

Six geese a laying

[Stan places the gun against Steve's head]

Steve Five Golden Rings