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Stan Smith Skills

 * Peak Human Condition: As an agent of the CIA, Stan is at the peak of human physical condition.
 * Expert Marksman: Stan is proficient with firearms, particularly pistols. He often takes out his sidearm to threaten people. He once shot a toaster many times without error. When he met Francine, he shot a raccoon in the eye. He shot Thor, Bad Larry, Butch Johnson, and Tracey Bryant. He once dual-wielded pistols at a neighborhood barbecue. He shot a painter resembling Michelangelo without looking. He shot Jackson eight times in his sleep. He would have shot Steve several times if not for the bulletproof glass in front of him. He shot Joanna in her bulletproof vest. He shot his car as his father was pulling it up, believing he was making a break for it, and caused it to leak. He threatened to shoot Lady Carolyn Gilbert-Lawson in the face. He shot Roger's car, causing it to explode. On Isla Island, he shot a helicopter, also causing it to explode. He threatened to shoot Jeff in the throat. He accidentally shot Francine in the shoulder. He also accidentally shot several dolphins while trying to shoot Goran the Mutilator. He shot Krampus' mop handle of. He shot Igor "The Wolf" Ruskinov in the back of the head. He also shot Bullock in the microchip in the back of his head.
 * Expert Assassin: Stan is a trained killer. He shot and killed Thor, Bad Larry, Butch Johnson, Chairman Meow's owner, Igor "The Wolf" Ruskinov, and a Belgian terrorist.