Dick Reynolds

Dick Reynolds is one of Stan's co-workers and friends at the CIA.

In "Threat Levels", Dick's wife Sheila got a job in which she earned more money than he did. Dick did not initially mind, but she kept earning more and more, and eventually, his genitals disappeared.

He has a son who has a freakishly large hand with which he beats his father in "All About Steve". His son also appears at the Chimdale Mountain Inn in "100 A.D.". He is divorced from his wife Sheila as of "Stan's Night Out" and has a dog named Biscuit, which he seized from Sheila when he was angry that the courts awarded ownership of the dog to her during their divorce. When he returns to steal back Biscuit, he finds Sheila having sex with his barber, Al. In the same episode. his car is stolen by a hooker at a party because he wouldn't pay her.

In "Office Spaceman", he admitted he had liver cancer.

In "One Little Word", he is shown hanging out at Fur Conventions dressed as a car to have sex with people dressed in costumes. He becomes Avery Bullock's "#1" when Stan gives up the job.

In "Virtual In-Stanity", Deputy director Avery Bullock beats Dick in a poker game. Needing to work out some frustration, Dick uses his avatar "Black Dick" to smash a pillar which confuses Stan Smith into thinking there is a race riot. Dick later uses Black Dick to purchase very small condoms and worries they may be too large.

Dick exhibits severe anger issues in relation to girls in "Can I Be Frank (With You)" when Francine tries to crash the CIA Chill House by chasing her off with his gun and shooting the lite beer she brought, pronouncing it "girly."

Dick appears during "He's Got a Kink" in "The Missing Kink".

In "The Boring Identity", Dick joins in the hunt for the real Osama bin Laden who is managing a Doug & Busters restaurant in Florida. On the way, he disturbs Avery Bullock with his cutting of himself to get psyched up for the mission.

Dick appears on a list of people Bullock doesn't like in "She Swill Survive".

As revealed in "CIAPOW", he is technologically impaired, as he has difficulty turning on an iPhone and even taking a picture. But this becomes an advantage when the boys attempt to escape from the Thai prison. Dick is seen at the Smith's party in "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas".

In "Gift Me Liberty", Dick is credited by Stan as having created feline AIDS, although the CIA covered it up by blaming gay cats. He also admits taking dumps in the urinals, referring to them as "inside the park home runs."

Dick is rendered unconscious during a mission in "Standard Deviation" when Bullock's poor planning leads the CIA into a trap against arms smugglers.

He tells of having a minor in art in "Portrait of Francine's Genitals" and is mentioned as having a bachelor party in "The Bitchin' Race".

In addition to stealing Stan's morning crashing space in the theme song, Stan finds that Buckle and Dick went to Houston together in "Persona Assistant".

Dick was voiced by Stephen Root until "Four Little Words". David Koechner took over the role beginning with "Office Spaceman".

Appearances

 * "Threat Levels"
 * "Bullocks To Stan"
 * "All About Steve"
 * "Stan of Arabia: Part 1"
 * "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives"
 * "It's Good to Be the Queen"
 * "Lincoln Lover"
 * "Bush Comes to Dinner"
 * "An Apocalypse to Remember"
 * "Four Little Words"
 * "Widowmaker"
 * "Office Spaceman"
 * "One Little Word"
 * "Pulling Double Booty"
 * "Phantom of the Telethon"
 * "Stan Time"
 * "Live and Let Fry"
 * "Stan's Night Out"
 * "In Country...Club"
 * "Shallow Vows"
 * "A Jones for a Smith"
 * "An Incident at Owl Creek"
 * "100 A.D."
 * "School Lies"
 * "Flirting With Disaster"
 * "Gorillas in the Mist"
 * "The Worst Stan"
 * "Virtual In-Stanity"
 * "The Scarlett Getter"
 * "Stanny Tendergrass"
 * "Old Stan in the Mountain"
 * "Can I Be Frank (With You)"
 * "The Missing Kink"
 * "The Boring Identity"
 * "The Full Cognitive Redaction of Avery Bullock by the Coward Stan Smith"
 * "Buck, Wild"
 * "Cock of the Sleepwalk"
 * "I Ain’t No Holodeck Boy"
 * "Stan Goes On the Pill"
 * "She Swill Survive"
 * "Rubberneckers"
 * "Blagsnarst: A Love Story"
 * "CIAPOW"
 * "Big Stan on Campus"
 * "Dreaming of a White Porsche Christmas"
 * "The Shrink"
 * "Holy Shit, Jeff's Back!"
 * "Seizures Suit Stanny"
 * "N.S.A. (No Snoops Allowed)"
 * "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers"
 * "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam"
 * "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin"
 * "Anchorfran"
 * "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad Of Billy Jesusworth"
 * "Mine Struggle"
 * "Gift Me Liberty"
 * "Standard Deviation"
 * "Father's Daze"
 * "Fight and Flight"
 * "Portrait of Francine's Genitals"
 * "Whole Slotta Love" (mentioned)
 * "Casino Normale"
 * "Bazooka Steve" (mentioned)
 * "The Bitchin' Race" (mentioned)
 * "West to Mexico"
 * "Paranoid Frandroid"
 * "(You Gotta) Strike For Your Right"
 * "Klaustastrophe.TV"
 * "The Never-Ending Stories"
 * "Persona Assistant"
 * "I Am the Jeans: The Gina Lavetti Story"
 * "Jeff and the Dank Ass Weed Factory"
 * "Enter Stanman" (mentioned)
 * "Eight Fires"
 * "The Hand that Rocks the Rogu"
 * "Brave N00b World"
 * "Trophy Wife, Trophy Life"
 * "Game Night"
 * "American Data?"
 * "Roger Needs Dick"
 * "300"
 * "Who Smarted?"
 * "Henderson"
 * "Lumberjerk" (mentioned)
 * "Stan & Francine & Stan & Francine & Radika" (mentioned)
 * "Family Time"
 * "Cry Baby"