Langley Falls Daily News

The Langley Falls Daily News is the newspaper company that Roger works as a deleivry boy, delivering the Daily Mail for Mr. Capalini in "The Boring Identity".

When Steve wants cash to buy a soda making machine, Roger gets Steve involved helping him after another delivery boy is beaten to death by his mom. When he is amazed at Roger's high-priced bike, Roger lets him in on secrets of how to scam the paper deliveries. Although reluctant at first, Steve agrees to join in. However, after three weeks of work Roger cheats him. Steve brings Roger's shenanigans to Mr. Capalini's attention as Roger protests that Steve was also involved. Mr. Capalini acknowledges knowing about their scams after following them for weeks. Puzzled, Steve wonders how and Mr. Capalini reveals that he is really a fairy, the last of his kind after the others perished from a lack of human honesty and newspapers, both of which the fairies need to survive. As Mr. Capalini points out that he is humanity's last hope for survival, Roger smashes him with a newspaper.