Al

Al is Dick Reynolds' barber whom he catches having sex with his ex-wife Sheila in "Stan's Night Out". When Dick decides to return to his house and steal back his dog Biscuit, he finds Sheila having sex with Al. Dick and Al fight and Al is knocked out and thrown into the trunk of Dicks car which had two people already kidnapped previously in the evening.

When Dick insults a hooker named Misty by refusing to pay for sex, she steals his car with the people inside the trunk and sells it to crime lord Fernando Jaramillo. When they are captured by Fernando and his men while trying to rescue the people from the trunk, Stan's first two escape plans involving Biscuit and Stan's mouse Cheesers backfire, and Dick is allowed to leave with a weary Biscuit who takes one last feeble swipe at one of the gang members, leaving Stan and forcing him to make a bet that he can start a lawnmower ten times on the first try based on a television show he had watched previously. Stan fails and Fernando prepares to cut off Stan's leg for winning the bet. When Stan appears at work the next day, it appears his leg is missing. But then Stan reveals he is still two-legged and reports Cheesers came back to his rescue.

Al is voiced by Brian Doyle-Murray.