Rabbitage

"Rabbitage", a parody of "Sabotage" by the Beastie Boys, is written and performed by "Weird Al" Yankovic in "First, Do No Farm" when Stan and Roger decide to sabotage the family 'farm' intended to make Hayley tough, but has instead turned her into a bully.

The video contains a plot in which Stan and Roger pitch teaming up with Weird Al Yankovic to write a song, only to have him soundly reject their idea. They later discover that he stole their song when they hear it on the radio.

Lyrics

 * IIIIII'll nab cabbage and do plant damage


 * I'mma masticate the crops I take


 * You can't grow carrots while I'm in here


 * Now my bunny ears cause your bunny fears so


 * While you re-seed and wonder why


 * Your farm's in ruins, corn has all died


 * Holes in sod, missing cabb-age


 * I'm telling you it's rabbitage


 * Background singers: Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage


 * Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage


 * Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage


 * Listen, all y'all, it's rabbitage

Who Smarted?
When Hayley tries to ruin Jeff's intelligence by slipping him marijuana gummies, he accuses her of trying to sabotage him. this causes his Alexa to start to play "Rabbitage". In the same episode, Hayley has it as her ringtone for Danuta.