Shirley

Shirley is a former police detective that stands patrol at the East Langley Soup Kitchen in "Kung Pao Turkey".

After sending Stan away for not being homeless, noting his wedding ring and otherwise well-groomed appearance following his departure from home after being unable to stand spending Thanksgiving with his in-laws, her former boss tries to talk her into returning to the force but she feels she can make more of a difference monitoring the lines at the soup kitchen for those that are not truly homeless.