Crazy Bob

Crazy Bob is a friendly, if odd neighbor in a suburban hellhole in "Downtown".

When Hayley and Steve get a flat tire in Langley Meadows on the way downtown to a pre-pre-SAT test, they witness the murder of a makeup sales lady by Sheila Cornhole and her sales force. Seeking help, they find that suburbia is more frightening that anything they had ever heard of. Crazy Bob offers them shelter at his creepy-looking house but they flee in fear. They seek help at a police station, but are unaware at first that the police chief works for the sales ladies.

Steve slips away to take his test, but finds he picked up a makeup pencil at the police station and realizes that Hayley is in a trap. When he returns and tries to figure out a way to get inside, he meets Crazy Bob again who offers to help. They free some prisoners to distract the makeup ladies who take care of their skin, although Bob's second stage involving his numerous cats to take out the police is a bust so they simply smash though the doors in Bob's car.

Crazy Bob is voiced by Fred Savage.