I'm Having a Crisis

"I'm Having a Crisis" is sung by Steve and Hayley, with occasional input from Devin in "LGBSteve" when they are both confronted with uncomfortable ideas that Hayley may not be as open-minded as she likes to think she is and Steve faces gender identity issues.

Lyrics
Hayley: I thought I was open-minded

Acceptance was my creed

But now I find that I've been a fool, indeed

Steve: I thought I was a boy

Hayley: I forgot that inside we're identical

Even if we have different genitals

I thought I was open-minded

Acceptance was my creed

But I've been blinded

Better watch my downhill speed

Steve: I thought I was a boy

Together: I'm having a crisis

Steve:  'Bout what's between my thigh-ses

I have to understand me

So I can known when to sit or stand when I pee

Devin: I'm Devin

Steve: Who am I between my legs?

My sacks filled with sperm, but is my heart filled with eggs

Hayley: I never knew what I didn't know

Is it a bulge down there or is it camel-toe

Steve: I thought I was a boy

Hayley: I thought I was open-minded

Devin: And I'm Devin