Got To Be Real

"Got To Be Real" is a song by Cheryl Lynn from her self-titled album released in 1978.

When Stan is worried about how to compete with Buckle's haunted house in "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls", Roger begins a disco number to help Stan.

Lyrics
Roger: You can make your house scarier than Buckle's

Stan: How?

(intro plays)

Roger: A lot of folks out there trying to scare people

with fake ghouls and goblins

That's all fantasy

That's not the world we live in

It's time to get back to basics, Stan

You work at the CIA

You can get real stuff

That's even scarier

Real corpses, real eyeballs, real skeletons

Stan, it's time for you...

Roger & background singers: ...To be real

Roger & background singers: What you find-ah

Stan: So my haunted house should be real?

Roger & background singers: What you feel-ah

Roger: Now you're listening

Roger & background singers: What you know-ah

Stan: Uh, huh

Roger & background singers: ...To be real

Stan: Roger, you talk-sing a lot of sense

Francine will see our haunted house

Can still be the scariest

Roger: You do that

I'm going to find out who these black people are.