Jim (The Golden Turd)

Jim is the first owner of The Golden Turd. It starts in "Homeland Insecurity", when Roger reveals that he poops golden, jewel encrusted turds. Mikey and Jim discover the gold left by Roger, and Jim of the men kills Mikey. He hides the dead body in the back of his truck and drives away. He is stopped by a police officer, and fears he may have been discovered, but the police officer simply talks to him for a while and drives away. Then the man stops at a gas station to call his wife to let her know that they're now rich. The phone is answered by another man, and he learns that his wife is having an affair. The scene ends as the man screams in anger.

According to the DVD commentary, Jim is based on Jim Bernstein.

In "Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option", we see Jim who agonizes over the fact he killed his best friend for just a golden turd, then found out that his wife was cheating on him. He drives his car onto the railroad tracks and gets hit by a train.

Jim has an audience cameo in "Phantom of the Telethon".

Jim is voiced by Canadian actor Elias Koteas.