The Ballad of Old Ulysses

"The Ballad of Old Ulysses" is sung in honor of the monster fish of Possum Lake in "The Legend of Old Ulysses". Bits of the song are sung though the episode.

When Steve and Stan manage to kill the fish after it attacks, the legend change to honor a land monster that is actually Roger.

Lyrics

 * Let me tell you a story that few lived to tell
 * About a thousand-year-old-fish, surely sent from Hell
 * Spawn of a demon whale, and a drunk King Kong
 * He's as big as a bus, with a 12-foot dong
 * With a 12-foot dong


 * Just his sideways glance smashes men to bits
 * He takes 100-year naps, and 2-ton shits
 * And 2-ton shits


 * He's the beast from beneath, and the king of the fishies
 * He goes by the name of Old Ulysses
 * Old Ulysses


 * Born in a volcano
 * Old Ulysses
 * Old Ulysses will kill everyone you know

The Land Monster of Possum Lake

 * Old Ulysses was killed by father and son
 * Now the land-based monster's the only one


 * Roger: I got my song!


 * He skulks the woods, with his lumbering gait


 * Roger: Hey!


 * Varicose veins, and a balding pate


 * Roger: Oh, come on!


 * This chin-less creature, with gnome-like features


 * Roger: Gnome-like?!


 * You can smell his ass all over the lake


 * Roger: Well, that's true.