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"Democratic Party Missing: Feared Dead" — Headline from "Pilot" "Stuff Happens As Wave of Ambiguity Spreads" — Headline from "Threat Levels" "Optimist Drowns in Half-Full Tub" — Headline from "Stan Knows Best" "Hooker Killed For Heart of Gold" — Headline from "Francine's Flashback" "Economy Turns Corner, Falls Down Stairs" — Headline from "Roger Codger" "Missing Twins Found in Gingerbread House" — Headline from "Homeland Insecurity" "Bush Finally Gets Joke About Last Name" — Headline from "Deacon Stan, Jesus Man" "Israel Pulls Out of Gaza, Gaza Not Pregnant" — Headline from "A Smith In The Hand" "Gas prices higher than dude at Weezer concert" — Headline from "All About Steve" "Scientist Discovers Wife Cheating" — Headline from "Con Heir" "Big Bird Dead Of Big Avian Flu" — Headline from "Stannie Get Your Gun" "Bush Appoints Stephen King As Ambassador To Terror" — Headline from "Star Trek" "Clever Bumper Sticker Ends Abortion Debate" — Headline from "Not Particularly Desperate Housewives" "Britney Spears' Baby To Enter Pre-Hab" — Headline from "Rough Trade" "Tantric Sex Conference Ends Prematurely" — Headline from "Finances With Wolves" "Michelle Kwan Finally Dishonors Family" — Headline from "It's Good to Be the Queen" "Confused Iranian President Denies Hollow Crust Pizza" — Headline from "Roger 'n' Me" "King Kong Told Not To Use AIDS Quilt For Warmth" — Headline from "Helping Handis" "'American Dad' Releases DVD, Small Girl From Basement" — Headline from "With Friends Like Steve's" "Rob Schneider, Dead at 62" — Headline from "Tears of a Clooney" "Zach Braff mania sweeps Zach Braff's Apartment" — Headline from "Camp Refoogee" "Jewish Gynecologist develops Pap Schmear" — Headline from "The American Dad After School Special" "Despondent Pluto drowns two of its moons" — Headline from "Failure is not a Factory-Installed Option" "Bush to Voters: 'Votes for Dems Kill Angels!'" — Headline from "Lincoln Lover" "Dems Take House, Republicans Get Record Collection" — Headline from "Dungeons and Wagons" "Rumsfeld steps down... on puppy's head" — Headline from "Iced, Iced Babies" "Turkey Uprising Fails!" — Headline from "Of Ice and Men" "Trans Fats Banned In NYC, Fat Trannies Still OK" — Headline from "Irregarding Steve" "EXCLUSIVE PHOTOS! Santa exits sleigh, flashes crotch" — Headline from "The Best Christmas Story Never" "It's 2007...still no flying cars" — Headline from "Bush Comes to Dinner" "Girlfriend Dumped After Asking 'Who's in World Series Bowl?" — Headline from "American Dream Factory" "Homemade Valentine Proves Thought Doesn't Count" — Headline from "A.T. The Abusive Terrestrial" "Iran changes flag to middle finger" — Headline from "Black Mystery Month" "Scooter Libby farts, pardoned" — Headline from "An Apocalypse to Remember" "Childhood obesity up, pedophilia down." — Headline from "Four Little Words" "Airlines to Screen Emotional Baggage" — Headline from "When a Stan Loves a Woman" "Mexican President creates New Taco Supreme Court" — Headline from "I Can't Stan You" "Plane delayed as Mrs. Plane finishes getting ready." — Headline from "The Magnificent Steven" "Popeye insists: 'Olive Oil Aint No Virgin'" — Headline from "Joint Custody" "Al Gore honors Carlos Mencia for recycling jokes" — Headline from "The Vacation Goo" "Paper Mill To Town: 'You smell weird.'" — Headline from "Meter Made" "Uncle Insists: 'Creepy is the new quirky" — Headline from "Dope & Faith" "Car radio turned up as girls approach" — Headline from "Big Trouble in Little Langley" "Son Regrets Teaching Dad How to Text Message" — Headline from "42-Year-Old Virgin" "Bowler's Union Strikes" — Headline from "Surro-Gate" "Bear Market Suggests Investing In Salmon" — Headline from "The Most Adequate Christmas Ever" "Local Golf Pro Also Pretty Good At Gambling" — Headline from "Frannie 911" "Big Headline; Smaller Print To Follow" — Headline from "Oedipal Panties" "Optimistic Nerd's Glasses Half On" — Headline from "Widowmaker" "Friend's T-Shirt Idea Deemed 'Genius!' By Friend" — Headline from "Red October Sky" "ALIEN SPOTTED!" — Headline from "Office Spaceman" "Fed Cuts Rates, Rates Shiv Fed In Retaliation" — Headline from "Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold" "Man Tries Sushi For The First Time: 'It's Okay.'" — Headline from "Spring Break-Up"

Normal Self Jamaican Rastafarian from "Francine's Flashback" Saudi Princess from "Stan of Arabia: Part 1" Figure Skater from "Of Ice and Men" Rashid the Persian from "When a Stan Loves a Woman" Professor Jordan Edelstein from "Camp Refoogee" Mary Tyler Moore from "Irregarding Steve" Lestat de Lioncourt (from Interview with a Vampire) from "The American Dad After School Special" Professor Baxter from "Iced, Iced Babies" Krispy Kreme McDonald from "American Dream Factory" Roger Epstein from "The Best Christmas Story Never" Painter from "Meter Made" Lance (from Pulp Fiction) from "Frannie 911" Alfalfa from "Frannie 911" Native American Girl from "Frannie 911" Chilly from "42-Year-Old Virgin" College graduate from "Tearjerker" Laura Vanderbooben from "Stanny Slickers 2: The Legend of Ollie's Gold" Pilot outfit from "Choosy Wives Choose Smith" Charles Bronson from "The One That Got Away" Hula girl from "Rough Trade" Lederhosen from "Oedipal Panties" Mexican from "The One That Got Away" The "Phantom of the Telethon" Indian from "Rough Trade" deleted scene Sikh from "The One That Got Away" Phone Operator from "Widowmaker" Cousin Phil from "Oedipal Panties" Santa from "Finances With Wolves" Evel Knievel from"Big Trouble in Little Langley" Jacob from "An Apocalypse to Remember" Hostage from "Frannie 911" Braf Zachland from "Haylias" Canadian Mountie from "The One That Got Away" Black Woman from "Oedipal Panties" Stan's Dad (Jack Smith) from "Con Heir" Tearjerker from "Tearjerker" Kevin Bacon from "Four Little Words"

French costume from "Delorean Story-an" Southern plantation owner from "Tears of a Clooney" Cockney Londoner from "Live and Let Fry" Francine from "All About Steve" Rollergirl Lumberjack from "Frannie 911" Tony from "Family Affair" Horse Renoir from "Joint Custody" Park Ranger from "Every Which Way But Lose" Chinese Delivery Guy from "Camp Refoogee" Roy Rogers McFreely from "Roy Rogers McFreely" Aristocrat Woman from "The One That Got Away" Chex LeMeneux from "The Return of the Bling" Clive Trotter from "Cops and Roger" Mother from "Finances With Wolves" Miles Raymond from "Merlot Down Dirty Shame" Jockey from "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth" Drunk bar woman from "You Debt Your Life Sweeps McCulloch from "White Rice"  Police Officer from "Cops and Roger"  Ace Chapman from "I Am the Walrus"  Mexican bowler from "Great Space Roaster"  Cryptkeeper from "100 A.D."  Restaurant Bartender from "Stan's Food Restaurant"  Birthday roast outfit from "Great Space Roaster"  Disco outfit from "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"  Winfrey from "An Incident at Owl Creek"  Francine from "Best Little Horror House in Langley Falls"  Lawrence of Arabia from "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"  Moonshiner from "For Whom the Sleigh Bell Tolls"  Morning Italian from "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth"  Exxon Valdez mate from "You Debt Your Life"  Malt Shop Owner from "Stanny-Boy and Frantastic"  Nocturnal Petting Zoo keeper from "Stan's Food Restaurant"  Priest from "White Rice" Fabio from "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth" Chicken farmer from "Pulling Double Booty" Cowboy from "Don't Look a Smith Horse in the Mouth" Cleaner from "Helping Handis" Night runner from "Great Space Roaster" Reaganomics Lamborghini: present day version from "Fartbreak Hotel" Klaus Heissler from "Live and Let Fry" CatWoman from "There Will Be Bad Blood" Mexican waiter from "A Piñata Named Desire" S&M outfit from "The Return of the Bling" Cleshawn Montegue from "A Piñata Named Desire" Toro from "Jack's Back" Captain François Dubonais from "Jack's Back" Tanqueray from "G-String Circus" Predator from "Joint Custody" Hayley from "Jack's Back" Herschel Herschbaum from "Bar Mitzvah Hustle" Valik from "Shallow Vows" General Juanito Pequeño from "Moon Over Isla Island" Roller girl from "Weiner of Our Discontent" Scientist/inventor from "Can I Be Frank (With You)" Oscar from "Tearjerker" Seattle Seahawk Israel Kamakamiwo'ole from "Spelling Bee My Baby" Ricky Spanish from "Ricky Spanish" Greater Chimdale County Man from "The Unbrave One" Frenchman from "Toy Whorey" MC Rogie from "Brains, Brains and Automobiles" Tom Yabo from "American Stepdad" Max Jets from "Max Jets" Greek Calypso dancer from "Naked to the Limit, One More Time" Carriage driver from "Adventures in Hayleysitting" Jenny Fromdabloc from "Jenny Fromdabloc" Nigerian Medical Student from "The Scarlett Getter" Roger Smith, ward from "A Ward Show" Abigail Lemonparty from "Killer Vacation" Mr. Vanderhill from "Stanny Tendergrass" Dan Ansom Handsome from "The Scarlett Getter" Jesus from "Season's Beatings" Bing Cooper from "I Am the Walrus" Dance contestant funeral wear from "Old Stan in the Mountain" King from "The Unbrave One" Puerto Rican Stripper from "The Vacation Goo" Sgt. Pepper from "Dr. Klaustus" Demitri Krotchliknioff from "The Wrestler" Sholanda Dykes, AT&T operator from "The One That Got Away" Brothel Madame from "G-String Circus" Amber from "Stan's Night Out" Gordon Ramsay from "Stan's Food Restaurant" Uncle Kappy from "There Will Be Bad Blood" Obese Roger's road trip outfit from "Buck, Wild" Madame Buttercup from "Cock of the Sleepwalk" Rapper from "Roger Passes the Bar" Balalaika player from "Crotchwalkers" Donald from "Permanent Record Wrecker" Genevieve Vavance from "News Glance With Genevieve Vavance" Spaceman from "Familyland" Treasure hunter from "Now and Gwen" Regina/Ramona from "The Longest Distance Relationship" Divorced dad from "Seizures Suit Stanny" Steve Smith from "Introducing the Naughty Stewardesses" Kevin Ramage from "Faking Bad" Ruby Zeldastein from "Poltergasm" Fat housewife from "Roger Passes the Bar" George Hamilton -20 years from "Killer Vacation" Safari suit from "I Ain’t No Holodeck Boy" Max Jets from "Max Jets" Prison guard from "Now and Gwen" Priest from "The Longest Distance Relationship" Dom Fikowski from "Roots" Boat owner from "The Life Aquatic With Steve Smith" Cowgirl from "Hayley Smith, Seal Team Six" Soccer host from "Stan Smith as Keanu Reeves as Stanny Utah in Point Breakers" CEO of Tetradual from "Kiss Kiss, Cam Cam" Jeffery Neiderhoff from "The Devil Wears a Lapel Pin" Blossom Russo from "Anchorfran" Oceanland team member from "The Nova Centauris-Burgh Board Of Tourism Presents: American Dad" Cecilia Takaroos from "The Dentist's Wife" Meredith Fields from "The Dentist's Wife" Widow from "Widow's Pique" Clifton from "The Two Hundred" Brother Jenkins from "Daesong Heavy Industries" Overalls fan from "Daesong Heavy Industries" Ace Crouton from "Gifted Me Liberty" Kathy Lee Gifford from "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence" Billy Jesusworth from "Criss-Cross Applesauce: The Ballad Of Billy Jesusworth" Deep Throat from "Garfield and Friends" Buck Wetnap from "Daesong Heavy Industries II: Return to Innocence"