Jeff's Song

Jeff's Song is a song that Jeff Fischer sings (way off-key) to try to get Hayley to love him again in 100 A.D.

Lyrics

 * Jeff:
 * Oh, babe, it's true.


 * Francine:
 * [sighs] Jeff's serenading Hayley again.


 * Jeff:
 * I wanna touch butts with you.


 * Stan:
 * I'm gonna shoot him in the throat.


 * Francine:
 * Stan, wait! I wanna watch.


 * (part two)


 * Jeff:
 * Cheek to cheek
 * And hole to hole to hole.
 * There's a third hole.


 * [Stan sprays him with the garden hose]


 * Francine:
 * [poking him with a broom] Go on, Jeff! Shoo! Shoo! Scat!


 * Stan:
 * Jeff, you're not good enough for our daughter! You have no job, no home, and no future! Plus you're always wiping your face.


 * Jeff:
 * No I'm not.


 * [Stan sprays him with the hose again as he and Francine laugh]