The Things We Could Be

"The Things We Could Be" is sung by Steve in "The Old Country" after submitting a sample of a disinterested Stan's DNA to help find out where their family originated.

Lyrics

 * We could be Frenchmen with bikes and baguettes


 * We could be Italian with long cigarettes


 * We could be Vikings who plunder the sea


 * These are a few of the things we could be


 * Stan: Are we allowed to do this? These are...kind of broad stereotypes.


 * We could be Greek guys in sandals and togas


 * We could be Indian, practicing yoga


 * We could be half Aussie and half Japanese


 * These are a few of the things we could be


 * Stan: Okay, the boomerang chopsticks thing was kind of cool.


 * We could be Scots, we could be Poles, we could be Dutch lads


 * If you simply consider the things we could be


 * All of them seem so rad