George & Joe Kidney

George & Joe are Hayley's original kidneys. Francine's old friend Kelly Wilk encourages her to drink with her and Francine in "The Kidney Stays in the Picture". Desperate to keep up with Kelly, Hayley manages to drink herself sick and ends up in the hospital with severe kidney damage, with George dying and Joe only operating at twenty percent of capacity.

George is voiced by Scott Grimes.