Nothing Compares 2 U

"Nothing Compares 2 U" is a song originally written and composed by Prince for one of his side projects, The Family. However, not till Sinead O'Connor recorded and produced the version along with Nellee Hooper did it become a worldwide hit in 1990.

Stan and Hayley sing "Nothing Compares 2 U" with Jeff Fischer on keytar in order to make Steve cry and break his vow for Lent in "Finger Lenting Good"

Lyrics
Hayley: It's been seven hours and fifteen days

Steve: No!!!

Hayley: Since you took your love away

Steve: The saddest song ever! Dad, help!

Stan: Hang on, son. I'm coming.

Stan & Hayley: I go out every night and sleep all day

Steve: Traitor!

Stan & Hayley: Since you took your love away

Hayley: But nothing...

Stan: That's right Steve, your father betrayed you. Hurts, doesn't it?

Hayley: ...I said nothing can take away these blues

Stan: Let it out buddy. Jeff, Steve's about to go down.

Stan & Hayley [with Jeff on keytar]: Cause nothing compares

Nothing compares

Steve: [Sticking his fingers in his ears] Yayayayayayayayayayaya

CAN'T HEAR, WON'T CRY. CAN'T HEAR, WON'T CRY!

Stan & Hayley [with Jeff on keytar]: Nothing compares to you

Francine: What the Hell is going on in here?!