Packages Etc.

Packages Etc. is the shipping store that Steve takes refuge in when pursued by much of Langley Falls after he convinces Juan 'Johnny Concussion' Consuelo, the star quarterback of The Langley Falls Bazooka Sharks to quit playing in the middle of the championship arena football game in "Bazooka Steve".

When Steve tries to present his side of the story on a radio talk show, the host betrays his exit location and Steve is forced to run for his life. He takes refuge in Packages Etc. and requests the clerk to ship him to the opposite side of the planet. The clerk, also a Bazooka Sharks fan, gladly does so, but rejects sending him overnight which is his best chance of surviving the ordeal, but instead arranges for him to be delivered between three and five business days later.