Do Whatever You Like

Do Whatever You Like is sung by the hot tub in "Hot Water" to try to convince Stan that he should neglect his duties and relax in the hot tub.

Lyrics
Hot Tub: I think I figured out the root to all your problems. Its that family of yours. They are stressing you out.

Stan: Totes. But its my family. What am I supposed to do?

Hot Tub: Do whatever you like, do whatever you like

Stan: Shh, keep your voice down a bit.

Hot Tub: Do whatever you like, do whatever you like

If the bubbles feel good

Hop on in and let me take you away

Stan: I can only soak a minute. I can't stay longer than that.

Hot Tub: Well this is your life, stick a finger in my jet

Its not gay

Upstairs is Francine, downstairs is champagne

Stan: Bubble go straight to my head

Hot Tub: Do whatever you like, do whatever you like

Stan: I don't know, I have a family

Hot Tub: Do whatever you like, do whatever you like

Stan: But I do like to do whatever I like.

Francine: What time is it?

Damn, why is it so hot in here? ohhhh

I must be dreamin', this room seems to be steamin'

Wait, wait. Hold up, hold up

Is that a bubbling sound I'm hearin'?

There's water every where and

I'm freakin, straight tweakin'

''Where is my man? He best not be creepin'''

STAN!

Stan: Its not what it looks like!

Francine: Get out of that tub right now!

Hot Tub: Don't listen to her, listen to me

You've got to hit the tub if you want to be free

Francine: I'm you wife, listen what I say

Out of that tub or no boo-tay

Stan: What should I do, I don't know

I can't get out 'cause its too cold

Hot Tub: Its frustration vs. relaxation

Uh-huh

Stan: I feel so conflicted, but this is up to me

On one hand there's the hot tub, the other's family

Francine: So what's it gonna be?

Choose Stan. Your family, or this hot tub.